Wow,
I got the email below this morning and I nearly fell of my chair. I have been a huge fan of The Rich Jerk for years. His website is HILARIOUS. (www.therichjerk.com) He is a total A-hole so when I saw him endorsing my wife’s book my jaw hit the floor. It may be one of the funnier emails I have ever read:
re: Watch what these two kids have to say…
I think I might becoming compassionate…probably not:
The two kids talking video
Dear Loser,
Aaaaahh kids. Where do I start with this tasty
topic?
When you are a rock star like “yours truly” there
is no room for children. In fact, most of the
time I think kids are only good for three things:
1) Fetching me beer from the fridge
2) Mowing my lawn
3) Hitting me with child support law suits
The biggest issue I have with children of this
generation is that their parents are idiots. Kids
have no discipline, manners, or self confidence.
If there is one thing I know lots about it is
self-confidence. It has made me what I am today.
When my friend Liz approached me and said she was
going to write some books about personal
development for children I was a little annoyed.
My first question was “Why haven’t you slept with
me yet?” My second question was “Why should I
help you?”
She then explained to me that if kids were taught
better life development skills they might grow up
smart enough to buy my products. Now that got my
attention.
Go here to see Liz’s Video:
Liz’s Video
These idiots below are even throwing in all these
bonuses to help her out. The goal is to make Liz
a best seller on Amazon today. I have no clue how
good these bonuses are because I am smarter than
all these people but hey…..it’s free stuff.
(Yes, the industry is pulling hard for
her………)
For ordering two books (one of each copy):
1) Two bonuses from Mike Koenigs of Traffic
Geyser:
* How To Write Your Own Book
* The Soulmate Kit. (elizabeth2223@gmail.com)
2) One live teleseminar with Liz Parkinson where
she will answer the ten most commonly asked
questions about raising happy, successful
children. (elizabeth2223@gmail.com)
If you order 30 books you will get all of these
bonuses too:
1) A 30 minute consultation with Jimmy Davis, CEO
of MYSTORYMARKETING, on learning how to position
and brand yourself. ($1000
value)(MyStoryPartners@gmail. com)
2) A Free B.I.B from CarbonCopyPRO.com which
includes everything you need to start a business
online. ($400 Value) (elizabeth2223@gmail.com)
3) One month of the VRA letter courtesy of Kip
Herriage. Kip is a former Wall Street guru who
quit ten years ago when he saw the impending
doom. His newsletter and stock recommendations
have had such high returns the last five years in
a row that it is not legal for us to print them.
Yeah, they are that good. ($100
value)(kip@wmitoday.com)
If you have kids, go get these books now at
Go here now to get the books
If you don’t have kids buy
them anyway and give them to some other random
children. It will make the world a smarter place.
Later,
-RJ
(RJ Headquarters)
PS I just saw a kid have one of those “tantrums”
in the grocery store. I am glad I didn’t have my
gun. Order this book now before I do something I
regret.
Go here now to get the books
.